Thursday, January 16, 2020

Ranking (Some Of) The Pumpkin Spice Foods

It happens this fourth dimension every year. You know what I’m talking about. Pumpkin spice-flavored everything floods grocery shop shelves. Grant + I decided to set some of these items to the test. Here are our thoughts on a few pumpkin-spice foods. All opinions are our own.


Rating scale (from worst to best):



  • Stay away

  • Proceed alongside caution

  • Approved for human consumption

  • Drowning inwards a puddle of happy-pumpkin love


flavored everything floods grocery shop shelves ranking (some of) the pumpkin spice foods


As yous tin see, Grant is laid upward to endeavor ALL the pumpkin foods alongside me. Get pumped, autumn lovers!


[P.S. in that location are bonus pictures of Grant if yous become far all the way through this post service 🙂 ]


Trader Joe’s This Pumpkin Walks Into Influenza A virus subtype H5N1 Bar…Cereal Bars


Rating: Approved for human consumption


Steph: “Pretty good. I’d consume these for a quick breakfast. There’s a pumpkin season but it’s non obnoxious.”


Grant: “It tastes similar pumpkin, but I didn’t cringe when I ate it. It’s definitely good.”


flavored everything floods grocery shop shelves ranking (some of) the pumpkin spice foods


Trader Joe’s Pumpkin Tortilla Chips


Rating: Approved for human consumption


Steph: “Surprisingly good! They accept a subtle pumpkin season but they’re non weirdly-spiced or anything similar that.”


Grant: “They’re genuinely real good, but they don’t genuinely sense of savor similar pumpkin.”


flavored everything floods grocery shop shelves ranking (some of) the pumpkin spice foods


Trader Joe’s Fall Harvest Salsa


Rating: Drowning inwards a puddle of happy-pumpkin love


Steph: “This is genuinely good. Wow.”


Grant: “This is the best we’ve had. Ultimate pairing is this alongside the pumpkin tortilla chips. I’m surprised inwards a adept way.”


We used this to brand our Instant Pot Salsa Chicken – it was BOMB!


flavored everything floods grocery shop shelves ranking (some of) the pumpkin spice foods


Trader Joe’s Dark Chocolate Pumpkin Spice Salted Caramels


Rating: This 1 earned us a novel depression rating – produce non touching on alongside a 39-and-a-half-foot-pole (yes, Grinch style)


Steph: “After the outset seize alongside teeth I was done. It was overly spiced together with the season was non good.”


Grant: “Someone shoved a whole pumpkin inwards hither together with called it candy. Do non past times whatever agency eat. It gets worse the longer it stays inwards your mouth!”


flavored everything floods grocery shop shelves ranking (some of) the pumpkin spice foods


Halo Top Pumpkin Pie Ice Cream


Rating: Proceed alongside caution


Steph: “Trader Joe’s has a pumpkin H2O ice cream that’s way better. This is a footling weird-tasting.”


Grant: “This could live on an ok substitute for the pumpkin pie blizzard at DQ together with hence inwards damage of a exchange this is ok, but it’s non great. There are chunks of pie crust that sense of savor weird. The pumpkin season is off, too.”


flavored everything floods grocery shop shelves ranking (some of) the pumpkin spice foods


White Pumpkin Pie M&Ms


Rating: Stay away


Steph: “OH, these are weird! It tastes overwhelmingly pumpkin-y together with spice-y.”


Grant: “It’s similar the pie filling without the crust. They replaced the crust alongside a m&m musical rhythm out together with I’m non satisfied. Even the M&M on the handbag looks concerned.”


flavored everything floods grocery shop shelves ranking (some of) the pumpkin spice foods


Ghirardelli Milk Chocolate Pumpkin Spice Caramel Squares


Rating: Proceed alongside caution


Steph: “The chocolate somewhat redeems these. The caramel filling tastes similar a cinnamon-dipped banana.”


Grant: “These should only live on called Spiced Caramel Milk Chocolate Squares. No pumpkin to live on found. Too much spice together with it leaves a lingering aftertaste.”


flavored everything floods grocery shop shelves ranking (some of) the pumpkin spice foods


Pillsbury Grands Pumpkin Spice Cinnamon Rolls


Rating: Proceed alongside caution


Steph: “The cinnamon rolls are ok, the frosting is gross because it tastes similar take away upward sugary spices.”


Grant: “The frosting is genuinely pumpkin-spice heavy together with weird. Regular cinnamon rolls are way better.”


flavored everything floods grocery shop shelves ranking (some of) the pumpkin spice foods


Pepperidge Farm Pumpkin Spice Swirl Bread


Rating: Drowning inwards a puddle of happy-pumpkin love


Steph: “I honey this. I honey this a lot.”


Grant: “You can’t accept a seize alongside teeth (when I asked him to portion his slice alongside me). It’s also good. It tastes similar pumpkin but inwards a adept way.”


flavored everything floods grocery shop shelves ranking (some of) the pumpkin spice foods


Pepperidge Farm Pumpkin Cheesecake Cookies


Rating: Proceed alongside caution


Steph: “Heavy pumpkin spice, blech – it’s overwhelming.”


Grant: “Lots of pumpkin flavor, but it’s non great. The white chocolate chips are supposed to live on cheesecake bites but they don’t sense of savor similar it.”


flavored everything floods grocery shop shelves ranking (some of) the pumpkin spice foods


Noosa Pumpkin Yogurt


Rating: Drowning inwards a puddle of happy-pumpkin love


Steph: “It tastes similar the adept sort of pumpkin. I honey this!”


Grant: “It’s pretty good. Just a low-cal pumpkin flavor.”


flavored everything floods grocery shop shelves ranking (some of) the pumpkin spice foods


Traveler Pumpkin Shandy Beer


Rating: Approved for human consumption


Steph: I don’t genuinely similar beer together with hence I didn’t endeavor this one, sorry!


Grant: “I similar it! But it’s non super pumpkin flavored.”


flavored everything floods grocery shop shelves ranking (some of) the pumpkin spice foods


Honorable Mention: Pillsbury Pumpkin Shape Sugar Cookies


Rating: Drowning inwards a puddle of happy-pumpkin love


Grant & Steph: We know these aren’t genuinely pumpkin flavored, but nosotros brand these every yr for Halloween (it’s a childhood-nostalgia thing). We honey them!


flavored everything floods grocery shop shelves ranking (some of) the pumpkin spice foods


Hopefully this volition assistance yous create upward one's heed which pumpkin spice foods are worth trying when yous meet them EVERYWHERE inwards grocery stores this fall! Just because nosotros didn’t similar something doesn’t hateful yous won’t similar it, together with hence give some of these a try!


Happy Fall! 🍁


Please bask a few to a greater extent than pictures of Grant because I honey him + I honey slightly embarrassing him, similar the adept married adult woman I am.


flavored everything floods grocery shop shelves ranking (some of) the pumpkin spice foods


flavored everything floods grocery shop shelves ranking (some of) the pumpkin spice foods


flavored everything floods grocery shop shelves ranking (some of) the pumpkin spice foods


flavored everything floods grocery shop shelves ranking (some of) the pumpkin spice foods


Pictured above: Some items nosotros considered reviewing, but didn’t. Also pictured, Grant inwards his Modeling Debut.


Check out these recipes if yous honey baking pumpkin foods!


Pumpkin Streusel Muffins 


Pumpkin Pasties



Source: bluebowlrecipes.com


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